What are these papers?

They are for reading. They have no other purpose. If you are thinking of putting them toward another purpose, do not.

While we’re asking questions, I might as well ask “Who are you who just picks up someone’s papers and starts reading them?”

Please put all this back where you found it. And if there were any bottles or flagons or casks herein, put all that back too.

The Cast:

Bealah Von Snackwagon: Human ranger. Surly. Mean. Unpleasant. Absurdly deadly with the longbow.

Carn’ibald de Baern: Human warlord. Working as a mercenary. Detail oriented. Constantly spotting flaws in enemy defenses.

Distress aka Kalystra: Tiefling druid/rogue. Raised by humans. Has complicated family issues. Can turn into wolf.

Dr Cabin: Human (cleric?). Obsessed with cleanliness. Pacifist, except as concerns the undead. Raven queen cultist.

Fitz: dwarven paladin. Tough in a fight. Sometimes shows morals of a rogue. Serves deity who can apparently turn a blind eye.

Neil Sapphire: human bard. Not quite right in the head. Often partakes of hallucinogens. Sings constantly.

Klajdu: Goliath. 8 feet tall. Grey skin. Unreasonably bold. Wears red loincloth. Velvet or velour. We’ve never checked.

Shazia: Me. Human warlock. Has magical powers from deranged entity who he hears screaming in his head. Drinks a bit.

Splug: goblin… something. Something dangerous. Wears a pot on his head. Flings poo. Avid Raven Queen Cultist.

Recent Arrivals:

Arannis: Elven … fighter? Fights with a sword in each hand. Doesn’t smile much.

Esmerelda: human (?) sorceress. Surly and dark demeanor. Kills with rainbows. Has a pet bat.