<performed on a saxophone made from the bronze arm of a dismembered construct, to the tune of the well known bardic ditty, “careless whispers”>

Ohh, woah,oh,ohhhhh ohh oh
I feel so damn sure
As I tell you bout your little
Friend Pal-deee-mar
Through a demon well
Sought to bring a hell
Cause his mind just wants to see – the un-know-able

I never shoulda drank that brew,
whatever it was that Splug just jumped in
Goblin Tactics yet again
A goblin not a fool

I shoulda known better than to join this crew
Now I’m tired and covered in demon
And I’ll tell you a bit bout Paldomar,
He’s coming after youuuuuu!

Oh, ohhhhh yeah

Kladju fight and bash
Terrible demon, big and then crash
Flying black gnoll guy
Who said last goodbye
And who had book of proof
Now Orantour, see the truuuuth!

I never shoulda drank that brew,
All that stuff that Shazia’s pounding
Now my head feels trashed again
And I know he’s short a screw,

I shoulda known better than to rush in again
I’m just a bard with really poor AC
Maybe they’ll attack splug again
He likes being bloodied tooooooo!!! ohhhhh-oh

<<Brass arm solo>>
Jump into combat …..
<<Moving brass arm solo>>

Tonight, we’ve got to go down town
To the tower, then around
Maybe, today’s the day
We’ll hurt a couple baddies up along the way
I could say Paldemar’s days are numbered,
I could say that his plans have blunders
Now we’re gonnaaaaa kick his pants, I say

and I never shoulda drank that brew,
Even though the party advised it
I really think that they intend
what’s that – schadenfreude

I should have known better than to join this crew
Looking for their well of demons
Even though it all came true
It was sure a taaaastyyy breeeewwwww!!!

<<brass arm solo>>

Never!!! That brew!! Now that it’s goonneee!! ohhhh woooohooooo
Never!!! Sooooo wrong!!